How to save money on make up:
Imagine you are already wearing make up.
Imagine your face looks nice. Imagine if we all did this.
- If sometimes you like to wear make up because you want to, you can also wear cheap make up that is pretty much the exact same thing as the very fucking expensive make up.
- You’d be amazed how many different brands are owned by the same people and made in the same factories, although they don’t really shout about it.
- Be aware that every time you buy Chanel eyeshadow for your sad lady eyes at full price, somewhere a make-up industry executive sitting at a mahogany desk presses a button labelled ‘IDIOT WOMEN’ and is showered with cigars from a trap-door in the ceiling, which he lights with £50 notes. YOUR £50 NOTES. If you don’t like one of them, you can boycott their products.
- This is from https://crappyliving.wordpress.com/2018/01/08/how-to-look-good-at-forty-and-overthrow-your-government/